Crazy Eyes

Today, I'm sharing my crazy. 

I feel a little like this: 

I have always wanted to be 100% real and open on this little blogosphere of mine, and today, I'm letting it all hang out! Well, maybe not all of it, but some of it! 'Cause, let's face it, if I share it all, y'all are going to be scratching your heads and looking at me like this: 

So, here goes. 

~ I'm super Type A at home... at work, I will procrastinate and put everything off until right before something is due. Not at home though. I'm constantly busy, constantly doing, and seeing things that need to be done, and cannot stand anything to be unorganized or chaotic. At work, it's a totally different story. I have an organized mess on my desk at work, but wouldn't dare do that at home. My work motto is "It will get done..... eventually."

~ I hate cooking. Like, I would rather do anything but cook dinner. I constantly feel like I'm in the kitchen (especially when we're all home) And it's a cycle of cook, clean up, cook, clean up. I could bake all day long, but cooking dinner just no.

~ I laugh at inappropriate times, and it's usually in the movie. I remember the very first time this happened. I was due any day with Megan, and DJ and I went to see Bridesmaids. I laughed so hard that I thought I'd go in to labor right then. No one else was laughing, but I just could not stop. This has happened several times recently too. We went to see Independence Day (whatever the sequel was) in the theater, and there was Will Smith's photo on display in the White House, and I died. I just could not, and I cracked up. When we went to see Bad Moms. I did it too. I can't remember the exact part, because the entire movie was hilarious, but I will find something hysterically funny and bust out laughing, and then realize that I'm the only one. 

~ I love meme's. See above. I could browse meme's on Pinterest all day long. There's always a meme for everything. 

~ I'm terrified of frogs. Like, I hyperventilate at the thought of them. I wasn't always afraid of frogs, but recently I have realized they can jump at you. And we have several that live under the rocks in our flower bed, and one lives on our back porch. (I'm getting the heebie jeebie's just typing this). One evening, after the girls were in bed, I went to sit on our back porch just to enjoy the sunset. I sat out there long enough that it was super dark, and when I wanted to go inside, I realized there was a frog blocking the door. I couldn't go in!!!!! I was stuck!!! I tried to forget about it being there, and a few minutes later I looked again and it was closer to me this time! I freaked out and called DJ. Thankfully he was a few minutes from the house, and I stayed on the phone with him until he came to rescue me. This frog didn't hop though. It crept. Slowly crept toward me. I just could not you guys. By the time he came home, I was curled up in a fetal position in the chair and ready to jump on to the table if that frog came any closer. 

~ I have conspiracy theories for everything. I cannot even go there, because it would take forever. I know it's crazy, but I just cannot trust the powers that be. 

~ I am addicted to social media. My phone is always near by. Each social media platform is my favorite for different reasons, and I could never choose just one.

~ When I'm home and ready to get stuff done, I either want everyone helping (AKA: my husband) or I want everyone out of my way. It drives me crazy when I'm trying to clean up the kitchen, and DJ is just sitting there doing nothing. I mean, I know he's had a long day at work, but I want help. This is probably why he sneaks off to the bathroom when he gets home! 

~ I make my bed every single day.

~ I squeegee the shower after every shower. 

~ I would vacuum my floors  every day, twice a day if I had the time. Which, I don't. But, I use to have the time to vacuum every day. Now, I just want a roomba. 

~ I recently discovered Parenthood. I am at a total loss of why I have never watched this show before. But, I'm thankful for a new Binge show.

~ I love to read, but I never have time. If I can make time, I'll finish a book in just a few days (2 or 3). When we travel, and I'm not driving, I'll get lost in a book. 

~ I cry every single time I watch The Notebook. I caught the very end of it on t.v. last week, and I balled. I hadn't even watched the entire movie. 

Okay, so that's a lot of crazy for one post! And there's probably more I could share!!!

How about you? What's your crazy?